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Joke of the Day
"What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer? The wheelchair"
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"I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle. So I fixed it with scotch tape."
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button."
"What do you call a potato with one oar? A row-tater."
"What do you call it when gay men break up? A banana split"
"A somewhat amusing joke Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had LOCOmotives"
"I wish my girlfriend was like my internet My internet goes down once a week for at least two hours"
"What does a hairstylist call their resume? A tresume."
"What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker? Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*"