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Joke of the Day

"A physicist saw a man standing on a ledge The physicist yelled out ""Don't jump, you have so much potential!"""

"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""

"Did you hear the one about the dog who was into S&M? He liked it ruff."

"Virgins So a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. No one gets it."

"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow."

"What happens when you put a condom inside another condom? Conception"

"Before today, the saddest Brazilians I ever saw... ...were the waiters who got assigned to me at Fogo de Chau #estoygordo"

"What did one plumber say to the other plumber? Pipe down."

"Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ? Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV."

"A crossfiter, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know this because they won't shut up about it."