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Joke of the Day
"Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike."
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"How did Captain Hook die? Jock itch."
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"I want to be the reason you pee in six different directions every morning."
"Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?"
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"Some people say I'm unemployed, but I say I work.. for steam customer support"
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
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