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Joke of the Day
"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."
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"Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians? One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs"
"Your neck. There's an axe for that."
"Two condoms are walking down the street when they pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey man, wanna go get shit faced?"""
"[at my funeral] ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this me: hi everybody!"
"The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop."
"Two girls ask if I would offer them a drink. I said sure and bought the cows some milk."
"Why is the Old Testament down on gays? Because the Phyllistines were always making war on the Israelites."
"""Sorry, I don't date block guys.""- racist lego woman."
"Just remember, every time someone misuses the word ""epic"" Zooey Deschanel covers another Smiths song on her ukulele."