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Joke of the Day
"My friend recently bought a home near me at a local skimming pond It's only a stones throw away."
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"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."
"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."
"I went outside once.... The graphics were great! But the storyline sucked!!!!!"
"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"
"everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal"
"I have a lips which makes me psecial"
"Friend: What time is it? Me: (pulls out phone, checks Twitter and Facebook notifications, puts phone away) Friend: Well? Me: Well what?"
"The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic load."
"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."