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Joke of the Day

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."

"If you stare in a mirror long enough and start screaming, you'll see angry faces of figures dressed in orange. *only works at Home Depot"

"Miracle? They say Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas."

"Columbus: I like it here Native American: Me too, that's why I live here Columbus: Why you 'used to live here'"

"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"

"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."

"I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the ""Your mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too"" speech."

"The guy who invented the Apple maps app walks into a bar ... ... and says, ""Wait a second, this isn't Subway."""

"Only mass transit kids will get this! We rank the top rails, the third one will shock you!"