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Joke of the Day

"My little brother is extremely proud of this joke. What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights? An Insti-Gator"

"When do accountants laugh out loud? When somebody asks for a raise"

"What type of bee makes milk? A boo-bee"

"What makes football players bi-sexual? They play with Cleats and Balls all day."

"My girlfriend agreed to give me a blowjob Oral consent"

"A lot of people have been asking me what I'll be doing in 5 years' time? C'mon guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."

"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"

"Bush Jr, and his take on words The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is because Bush Sr. asked for ""a tie rack"" for Christmas!"

"Two rabbits were 69ing. One says to the other, ""hang on, I've got a hare in my mouth."""