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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"
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"Where do David Cameron and his party meet? In the Conservatory!"
"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"Whichever way you cut it, it's always a piece of cake Title"
"I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets. Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?"
"*watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER ""Oh, this is just great"""
"My kid has slept over at Jared Fogle's house plenty of times and there's never been a problem. And as long as Jared keeps my Subway card full of points he will continue not having any problems."
"A elderly man gets diagnosed with brain cancer And dies."
"Help, my anus is trying to kill me!"
"Knock Knock Batman: Who's there? Alfred: Not your parents. :D"