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Joke of the Day

"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."

"Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?"

"I had to break up with my French horn playing girlfriend... ...She was great, but every time we kissed she tried to put her fist in my ass."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? ""Keep the tip."""

"Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought."

"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !"

"Flip flops are fun because every time you take a step it's like a high-five for your feet."

"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl found me unattractive . . . Pretty soon Id be attractive"