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Joke of the Day

"It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance... but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies, ""My wife is dying of terminal cancer."""

"*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!"

"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium."

"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""

"How do you get the political science grad off your lawn? Pay for the pizza"

"I told my friend that playing with money was not funny, He told me that I had no cents of humor."

"What i if told you... You the read first line wrong... And the second... Yeah Downvote me because feel you stupid."