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Joke of the Day

"Columbus: I like it here Native American: Me too, that's why I live here Columbus: Why you 'used to live here'"

"I just read an article about the damage cigarettes can do to young children. The first thought that occurred to me was ""What the fuck happened to using ashtrays?!"""

"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"

"What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field? *Trigger*nometry"

"What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple? You owe Eve an O."

"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."

"I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania"

"I refused to buy my 5yo a tablet, and now she's resorted to hand-drawing angry emojis on pieces of paper to express her frustration."

"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."

"At the restaurant with food still on my plate... Server: ""Do you wanna box for that"" Me: ""No. It's not worth fighting for"""