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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about fucking twentythree year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Heading to the dentist. I hope they've all taken their Valium and said their prayers."

"What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke."

"my Playstation got stolen... i have no one to console me."

"Sex is like dark humor Not everyone gets it."

"Not joke Teacher :What is the difference man & woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs"

"Play on Words I really want to come up with a play on words but I don't know how it will do in front of an audience."

"Did you guys hear about the sequel of ""To Kill a Mockingbird""? It's called... ""The Murder of Crows"""

"You guys talk about sex like it's so great. I had sex once and she made me take off my jean jacket. Just not worth it."

"So there's this new music attraction at SeaWorld featuring some guy they call Squid Barrett. They refer to themselves as Ink Floyd."