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Joke of the Day
"My ex-girlfriend was like an incompetent tailor... She didn't suit me."
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"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"
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"When life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic."
"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""