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Joke of the Day

"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."

"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."

"My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. What kind of bee's make milk? Boo-bee's"

"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"

"I'm going to a Pearl Harbor Day party later on. I'm totally going to get bombed! *Now... give me your downvotes... yes, I feed upon your scorn!*"

"*tightens straps on electric chair* Any last words? -I think male oysters should be called boysters Omg will someone throw the damn switch"

"Pro Tip: wash your hands after you shake mine"

"*throws plate of Kraft Mac and Cheese at wall* I TOLD YOU I CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD"

"Me: I'm a tenor. Her: You're a six, and I'm being generous."

"Don't you hate double standards? If a girl sleeps with a lot of guys she is called a slut, but when a guy does it he is called a homosexual."