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Joke of the Day

"The first of Jay-Z's 99 problems is the obsessive compulsive disorder that requires him to know his precise number of problems at all times."

"What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii? Oahu Akbar!"

"I saw Michael J. Fox in a gardening centre the other day... He had his back to the fuchsia."

"What's red and fucks old ladies? Me, in my lucky red jacket."

"What do you call a transvestite in Spanish? HERmano"

"Carpentry isn't what Jesus Christ is most known for because he was bored with nails."

"What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic? H2? Oh!"

"What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed? Keep it up!"

"Want to hear the corniest poop joke ever? No? Too late."

"What kind of toothpaste do MLG use? Pretty much anything, just no Scope."