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Joke of the Day

"We saw a Taliban bukkake film the other night. It was much the same as a normal porn film, except there was a much bigger explosion over her face at the end."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down-And possibly use a lubricant."

"I have a vegan girlfriend... and she's nice and all, but sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot"

"*walks into Babies R Us* Hi I'd like to buy a baby. ""Sir we don't-"" *I slide him a 100 dollar bill* ""This way please."""

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."

"Everybody should be free to vote in a general election. Everybody should be free to vote in the X factor. Nobody should be able to vote in both."

"I'd like to travel to Holland Wooden shoe?"

"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."

"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"

"What do call a potato that knows martial arts? Jacket Chan"