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Joke of the Day
"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""
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"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
"Cutest thing I saw today was the dad angrily slamming the sliding door of his minivan but it slowed down by itself and latched silently"
"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."
"Why is Wendy never pregnant? Because Peter's sperm Neverlands."
"What do you call a Belgian with a cold? Phlegmish"
"I remember your face, and I even remember what we talked about, but what the hell was your name again?!"
"""Bedroom"" is an anagram of ""Boredom"" I found that out while I was having sex with my wife"
"Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles."
"How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!"