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Joke of the Day
"I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables ""Lame is."""
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"""Boys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses"" -I remind myself as I flirt with the fire extinguisher I've mistaken for a cute guy"
"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."
"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."
"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"
"Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !"
"I decided to try out a new Mediterranean recipe that takes 2 hours to cook. I've got a lot of thyme on my hands."
"Chuck Norris Jokes http://chuck-norris-jokes.com/"
"A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you."
"My girlfriend won't give me road head... She says she won't willing participate in sex trafficking."