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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that lawyers get sick? It's because they are *contract*ually obligated to do so."

"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."

"Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? They're stuck at C for years"

"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"

"Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies."

"How did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."

"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."

"What does space smell like? Uranus! Thank you, I'm new here :)"

"To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying"