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Joke of the Day
"Ms. Pac Man is the biggest hoe in history For 25 cents she swallows until she fucking dies."
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"Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job? Because he's always talking trash."
"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"
"What do you call souvenirs from the last battle of the Napoleonic wars? Wat-heirlooms."
"My business card is just a moist slice of cantaloupe."
"Looking forward to Monday? You're married"
"How does one know if balls are ticklish? Test-Tickle."
"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"
"The font for alphabet soup Is times new ramen."