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Joke of the Day

"Beauty is only skin deep... but it sure looks good on the ladies."

"God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems."

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"

"What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you."

"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."

"I love my 5yr old dearly, but if he keeps saying ""Dark"" Vader I may have to sell him."

"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."

"*brushes teeth for seventeen hours straight before dentist appointment* ""Jessica, there is an entire Oreo behind your second molar."""

"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"