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Joke of the Day
"why didn't Maria go to prom? she had no Juan to go with"
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"Why can't the T-Rex play the piano? Cause they're dead!"
"How does a racist joke start? A small loan of a million dollars."
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"My Australian friend asked a Kiwi: ""What's a Hindu?"" ""...it lays iggs."""
"I'm having a completely dry January... ...no foreplay whatsoever. (Stolen from Gary Delaney's show this evening - great show Gary!)"
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