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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."

"That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him."

"How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time."

"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."

"If we start referring to the oil spill as a ""petrol spill"" it sounds like an indie rock band and we can all just do drugs and chill."

"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"

"What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails"