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Joke of the Day
"Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing? because he doesn't want to be spotted"
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"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dicktater"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife left him 4 months ago ^^^^just ^^^^searched ^^^^and ^^^^realized ^^^^this ^^^^is ^^^^heavily ^^^^overused ^^^^and ^^^^reposted ^^^^I'm ^^^^sorry"
"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."
"What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!"
"You know what they say about poorly produced pornography... You never see it coming."
"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"
"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."
"Diarrhea is hereditary.. It runs in your jeans."
"*catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*"