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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match."

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? He couldn't see that well."

"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."

"I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them."

"What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained? Please! I in cyst!"

"What's the difference between frat guys and dogs? A dog has a better understanding of no."

"He said: ""Tell me Baby...am I your first?"" She said: ""What? Like...today?"""

"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they"

"James May... James might..."

"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""