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Joke of the Day

"You can stop advertising pizza and beer during football. People who watch football know about them."

"What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra? ...he had a hard time with his allergies"

"Do you know why they are called dad jokes? Because of the people that fathered them."

"I took my wife to Hawaii for our 25th wedding anniversary. You know what I did for our 50th? Went back and got her."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"

"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."

"* Grows beard to woo women * * Receives recruitment email from ISIS *"

"I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him."

"My wife went on a lot of roller coasters when she was pregnant with our daughter Katelyn, and you can tell :("

"If you read a text in front of the mirror three times, I will appear and help you analyze it."