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Joke of the Day
"That kid looks like me. Somebody should warn him."
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"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."
"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"
"Apparently ""What inning is it?"" is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard."
"Do we really need cheese AND other kinds of food? Seems greedy."
"You do realize that if you save yourself for marriage, you'll only have sex like three or four times ever?"
"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."
"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."
"Her: Let's go shopping. Me: In your dreams. Her: The boutique has Wi-Fi. Me: Why are we still here?"
"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"