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"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"

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"Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street."
"Barakaysan la hadal sida Maalinta burcad ah!"
"Optometry jokes I just started optometry school and I'm in desperate need of optometry jokes. Any suggestions?"