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Joke of the Day

"What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails"

"Our Sins So what if the whole Hilary/Trump presidential race is a result of of that last guy who didn't forward that chain mail causing the end of the world..."

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"""Madame, I will have your finest package of gum, and money is no object."" how I impressed the hot cashier at the gas station just now"

"Fact: men are never too busy for sex. It's been clinically proven, 9 out of 10 men will find time for sex while fleeing a burning building."

"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"

"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."

"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."

"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."

"I don't think my blind date was blind, she read the menu and caught the basketball I threw at her"