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Joke of the Day

"If we start referring to the oil spill as a ""petrol spill"" it sounds like an indie rock band and we can all just do drugs and chill."

"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"

"You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? Hahahaa WHY!!??"

"An excerpt from my self help book, ""How to Get Rich Quick"" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End"

"Do you know what the best part about banging 21 year olds is? There's 21 of them."

"You, my friend, deserve a high-five...that's four more fingers than I normally give."

"What do US Jews call Santa? Sennah."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls. Ha"

"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic"

"Did you hear they invented a new logical fallacy, the ""ad homonym"" attack? ... It's not what it sounds like."