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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay fly? a maggot"
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"Why should jokes always be sent over TCP? Because you're assured that the recipient will get it. (Don't you DARE explain the joke in the comments)"
"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""
"The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car... It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child."
"Dad, i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, im not dad."
"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."
"What does MSG stand for? Mandarin Service Guaranteed."
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"Ah Monday morning, the hideously ugly, unwanted child of the week. I'm torn between pity and the feeling of violating something with a broom"
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."