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Joke of the Day
"When someone tries to hand me a baby, I say, ""No, thanks. I'm vegetarian."""
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"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."
"If anyone knows how to increase the size of my penis or where I can buy cheap viagra or a rolex watch, please email me every day about it"
"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."
"answer This is too all high school teacher, What is the worst thing that you've seen your student doing?"
"What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer? Long neck or giraffed?"
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"It would have been really ironic if Andy Dick's parents had named him Hugh."