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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."

"Classics I have a dream that one day my mum will understand that online games can't be paused."

"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"

"Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)"

"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."

"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."

"Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do."

"What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)"