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Joke of the Day

"The first time I got high was in the back of my brother's car... It must of been some dank weed, because I'm an only child."

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"It's all shits n' giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."
"What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl? 5 minutes"
"The only reason your girlfriend likes to suck your cock..... .....is because her parents told her to enjoy the little things in life."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."
"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"
"My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects."
"A man visits the doctor. The doctor says to the man: ""I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease."" To which the man answers: ""Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."""
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"