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Joke of the Day
"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."
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"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"
"""You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?"" ""I'm just here to take out the trash."" ""Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."""
"BREAKING NEWS 1000 men entered Jordan last night She said she will be fine after a bit of rest"
"What's the difference between an old bus station and a lobster with a boob job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!"
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."
"What do you call a black woman with 8 abortions? A crime fighter."
"iPhone chargers are like arguments with a woman some days you have 1, some days you have 5"
"Tweeting this from the bathroom because it's the 21st century and that's what we do now."
"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."