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Joke of the Day

"Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!"

"What do you call a cow that goes online? An eMoo."

"Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you."

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""

"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."

"If sex with 3 people is a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome, now I understand why they call you handsome."

"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."

"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"