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"Some people get athlete's foot. I get Twitter butt."
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"canadian bacon is just like regular bacon but with health insurance and a passion for hockey."
"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"
"My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one."
"Hippy walks into a bar The barman says ""Sorry, we don't serve free spirits"""
"/r/Jokes just surpassed /r/AskReddit in users! I lie..."
"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."
"""I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him."" -The Incredible Hulk, about a guy he trusts a lot"
"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"
"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet seat? It was Saturn by Uranus."