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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."
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"Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!"
"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"
"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."
"What's red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas."
"'Your legs, your thighs, they got me hypnotized' ~me talking to my KFC"
"What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes."
"Not to brag, but I have the high score on 7 different blood pressure machines around the city. *enters initials"
"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."
"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."