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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."
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"Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist? Because you will get Jurasskicked."
"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"
"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""
"A wise man once said nothing."
"your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath."
"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."
"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."
"What causes the bird on a pirate's shoulder to repeat 'pieces of nine, pieces of seven, pieces of nine....'? Parity error."
"The German players enjoyed some Argentinian steak today... but it was a little Messi"