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Joke of the Day
"Floyd Mayweather Jr must listen to his opponents to win ... Because he definitely can't read them"
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"What is a nickname for any black man? Tripod, because they have an extra leg.."
"Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair."
"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"
"Why did the two tampons not talk to each other? because they're both stuck up cunts"
"Why are the best psychoanalysists Asian? Because they grew up listening to Pink Freud."
"Everyone says they hate MP3 files... But I don't understand why it gets so much flak."
"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"
"Why are planes strong? Cuz they can lift."
"other 21 year olds: going on dates, bein cool, having fun me: trying to become friends w/ the birds outside my house by offering them bread"