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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow that goes online? An eMoo."

"What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !"

"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"

"I want to open a resturant called ""I don't care"" So I could finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about."

"I thought of a great joke about turkey coups. I would tell you, but it would probably fly right over your head."

"LPT: If your girl ever asks you which of her friends you want to have a three-way with, DO NOT GIVE HER TWO NAMES!"

"If you're pulled over, wait for the cop to lean down to your window, then use their vulnerability to give them a quick peck on the cheek"

"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite."

"A seal walks into a club."

"Hitlers gonna hitl"