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Joke of the Day

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."

"You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs"

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour."

"How do you define a farmer? Someone that's outstanding in their field."

"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"

"there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy"

"16 sodiums walk into a bar followed by Bruce Wayne Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN! Edit: added two na"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."