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Joke of the Day
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""
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"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"
"I wanted to buy an electric car And the prices were shocking"
"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"
"Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming."
"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."
"What's the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky you use a feather; perverted you use the whole chicken !"
"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"
"When Santa arrives at home, he says: Honey, I'm ho-ho-home! ... I'll show myself out."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."