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Joke of the Day

"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""

"Welcome to our nearly empty restaurant. Please follow me to our worst table."

"There are a bunch of people shouting ""No Reds or Yellows!"" outside my gym I can't tell if they are supporting Trump or Team Mystic"

"We had a safety meeting at work today. They asked me ""what steps would you take in event of a fire? ""Fucking big ones"" was apparently not the right answer."

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"Why was Jimmy sad? Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face."

"The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out ""RUNNN-niggernigger!"""

"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"

"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."

"What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice"