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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."
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"What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat stink and be merry!"
"I'm single by choice Not my choice though, every girl I've ever asked out's choice."
"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."
"Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers... I'll go now"
"My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes topless in the garden. Personally I'm on the fence."
"My elderly grandfather came over and complained of diarrhea. He repeatedly told everyone ""Shh"". It took us a while to realize he'd lost ""it""."
"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"
"Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound? If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump?"
"Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips? For the Halibut."