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Joke of the Day
"I once dated a Welsh girl with 36 DDs. Longest surname I've ever seen."
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"On a scale of newlyweds to married 25 years, how willing are you to admit I'm right?"
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"What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle? A round of applause ...because they all have the clap."