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Joke of the Day

"A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks ""Entree?"". The man says ""No! On a plate!"""

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."

"Did you hear about that guy who put 19 toy horses up his butt? His condition is stable."

"'1 Gingerbread man please' Sorry, they are soul out."

"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."

"Yo mama is like an Arcade Machine ... put the quarters in the Pussy and play with the titties"

"His son asked him what gay meant. Son: Dad, what does gay mean? Dad: Happy son. It means happy. Son: Then are YOU gay DAD? Dad: No son...... i have a wife..."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes 20 episodes"

"Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents."

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa? Tuesday."