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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a typo on a tombstone A grave mistake."
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"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."
"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."
"I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't curse... god damn it - I left my cigarettes at the bar!!"
"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."
"When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"In order to say you're ""born again"" you should have to spend a week on a cross or 9 months in a vat of amniotic fluid."
"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."
"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"
"I couldn't work for that man anymore, especially now after what he said to me. He said, ""You're fired"""