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Joke of the Day
"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
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"What does Charlie Sheen call his penis? The HIV shiv."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"
"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."
"Every fight is a food fight.... .... when you're a cannibal."
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."
"Responded to a ""you up"" text at 3AM with ""Let me play with your teeth."" The reply ten minutes later: ""no."" This is already my favorite year."
"My mate is setting up a helpline for men who are addicted to masturbating..... I hope he pulls it off....."
"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"
"What the the electrician say to his buddy? Watts up?!"