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Joke of the Day

"Cop: Admit it! You killed that family Murderer: You can't prove anything... Cop: You know, you're actually called ""Murderer"" in this thing"

"What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison? An escapea"

"Had a 6"" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry."

"A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops... But which one was the best? The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea."

"What's the best/worst dirty joke you know? In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?"

"Isn't it ironic how so many females are attracted to assholes, but rarely say ""yes"" to anal?"

"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."

"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"

"I hate those unrealistic movies where women are friends."

"*smacks you with my coloring book* Wow. These coloring books really do work to relieve stress."