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Joke of the Day
"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"
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"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."
"Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his ""paw."""
"What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs? A whale with a table taped to it."
"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"This clown fad is getting out of hand.... They are even running for president of the United States."
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"MOVE CHEESE!! Get out of the whey!! Credit to some youtuber."
"knock knock! who's there? not trayvon martin -- that nigga dead!"
"If Ebenezer Scrooge were a sheep, what kind of hat would he wear? A Baa-Homburg!"