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Joke of the Day

"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"

"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"

"*Wakes up* ""Wow I feel pretty good"" *Moves body* ""Maybe I spoke too soon"""

"What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."

"The recent fake excitement of soccer in the U.S. confirms my belief that Americans will pretend to like anything they can scream USA about."

"Typing Mistake One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. ""An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was (life)."

"I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer. It was a hot button issue."

"I went out for dinner tonight... ...and they tried to charge me for salt and pepper! I thought it was condimentary."