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Joke of the Day
"If 4 out of 5 suffers from Diarrhea Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?"
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"Don't discriminate, hate everyone equally."
"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."
"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"
"A dyslexic atheist screamed out loud... THERE IS NO DOG!"
"Dance like no one's a werewolf. Eat like you found it in the couch. Shout like your cat's sleeping. Feel good like a bossy poem told you to."
"The current law system is like bleach It works great on whites... but destroys colors."
"What do errant Jewish golfers shout? Three ninety eight!"
"According to the police report, waking up in your lover's arms is only romantic when they know how you got in their house."
"Two things I learned from online dating geography and disappointment"