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Joke of the Day

"What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? Help! My pocket's been picked!"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this to be in base 3."

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"

"What do you call a midget physic that escaped from jail? A small medium at large."

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall* *Swears to visit wherever it lands* *Aims dart* Map: I have a boyfriend"

"Whisper dirty things in my ear... http://i.imgur.com/wlIG8.jpg"

"Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish."

"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"