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Joke of the Day
"What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? Help! My pocket's been picked!"
Next Joke
"I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence."
"What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs? A whale with a table taped to it."
"Just been confronted by my next door neighbour, apparently there's been items going missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants!"
"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one."
"smoking I use to smoke, I'll probably never say that I quit but I do stop for intermittent periods. I, like most people, call this lapse in my habit a ""relationship""."
"People keeping New Years resolutions"
"For women, perky breasts will one day be a distant mammary."
"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"""building-building building building building-building building"" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)"