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Joke of the Day

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"""God is dead"" - Nietzsche ""Nietzsche is dead"" - God ""I'd like to add you to my professional network"" - LinkedIn"

"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."

"What did the horse get on his blood test B Neigh-getive"

"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."

"Doctor Doctor my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't I need to use him to finish my homework."

"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"

"Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them."