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Joke of the Day

"Jesus must have been a champ in bed... He only came once and people all over the world are waiting for him to come again"

"Life with me is like a roller coaster. There's a weight limit."

"my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin"

"What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream? Rocky Road."

"What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!"""

"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."

"Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"It was a sad day when I discovered... my new Universal Remote Control does not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely."

"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."

"How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods."