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Joke of the Day

"I got burned by a piece of metal on my pants when I pulled them from the dryer. It was a hot button issue."

"What's white and has black spots a dalmatian"

"Why do you never touch the red dot on an Indian person's forehead? They will self destruct"

"6.9 A good time interrupted by a period"

"Roses are red, violets are blue Some poems rhyme this is not one of them"

"me: so did it hurt? her: yes, a lot me: when i splashed that salsa in your eye? her: I SAID YES"

"How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread? Don't worry, someone will tell you."

"My heart says cheese dip but my jeans say for the love of god woman eat some celery."

"What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? A 2na"

"Don't settle for shampoo! Demand real poo!"